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All gamers unite 40 comments
skin · 8 years ago
I played 2 on 2 pong at a bar, best of 7, and we had a crowd develop around us. People were cheering for PONG
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Nobody does 29 comments
skin · 8 years ago
Spaghetti, spaghetti, all over the place,
Up to my elbows--up to my face,
Over the carpet and under the chairs,
Into the hammock and wound round the stairs,
Filling the bathtub and covering the desk,
Making the sofa a mad mushy mess.
The party is ruined, I'm terribly worried,
The guests have all left (unless they're all buried).
I told them, "Bring presents." I said, "Throw confettii."
I guess they heard wrong
'Cause they all threw spaghetti!
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Spoiler because Star Wars. PS, I won't feel bad reposting in a month without NSFW 8 comments
skin · 8 years ago
"Just wait till I tell your father about this"
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Hmm 18 comments
skin · 8 years ago
Oh and in reference to the assassination attempts, Jackson had many attempts on his life
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Hmm 18 comments
skin · 8 years ago
First and Second Banks of the United States (federal reserves) operated until 1836. It was originally stopped by Andrew Jackson (called them a den of vipers) who then printed our own money in green, or greenbacks. When it was reinstated by President Woodrow Wilson they kept the same colored currency to ease the transition. Wilson said it was the worst thing any president had done to the nation in his exit address.
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North Star 12 comments
skin · 8 years ago
If Trump becomes president, the Kardashians should make up his cabinet
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Jessie is way cuter with her hair let down and no make-up 18 comments
skin · 8 years ago
What makeup? The single red line beneath her lip?
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FILET MIGNON. HE'S TRYING TO SAY FILET MIGNON. 3 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Ah karma, not only for making a douche statement but also for the unnecessarily long hashtag
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Kids wanted "Hello Kitty" and "Dragon" Computers for Christmas 16 comments
skin · 9 years ago
The G3258 at the top
Same with canada :( 30 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Shoulda just had jpp for America
Kids wanted "Hello Kitty" and "Dragon" Computers for Christmas 16 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Pentium dual cores!?! Do you hate your children?
Finally I realize where I had seen her before 2 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Hated this orange walnut, like watching jar jar all over again
There, I fixed it. 5 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Mmmm hair bacon
Swedes winning at life 13 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Burning trash also pollutes the air, landfills produce methane which is recovered as well... 6 & 1/2doz the other
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Wasabi dare 13 comments
skin · 9 years ago
True, it's just interesting that it's something commonly consumed but can suddenly become toxic
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Prepare for the new year 3 comments
skin · 9 years ago
I always thought Homer might be Jesus
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Swedes winning at life 13 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Six and one half dozen the other, they burn trash for energy instead of sending it to a landfill
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Wasabi dare 13 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Actually dangerous, wasabi and horseradish are toxic in large quantities
may the force be with you 2 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Already broke a billion in 12 days. New record that was previously set by Jurassic World with a simultaneous open in China... Star Wars still hasn't even opened there yet
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Interesting Nerdy Fact 15 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Someones confusing causation with correlation, it's less because of the books and more that a liberal minded person would read them in the first place
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Good guy opening night sold out movie theater audience 11 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Bullshit, if people didn't cheer or clap you didn't watch the same movie I did
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Dmx though 3 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Jinkies
That's how you pick up girls 3 comments
skin · 9 years ago
You can't "be" the force
that would help 9 comments
skin · 9 years ago
Hands up if you've had to put your contacts back in to find your glasses... more than once
Different floor same apartment 12 comments
skin · 9 years ago
I think there's a giant pink dildo on the table too
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