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That one friend 38 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
*Hits it repeatedly with a shovel, grabbing the end to help carry it* The trunk is open, we'll take it to the woods!
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That one friend 38 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
All that I insist on, is we make sure they're dead. I've seen movies where that goes terribly wrong.
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That one friend 38 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
I have a shovel in the garage, grab the car keys.
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Just a Rumor 20 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Maybe you should try watching CNN or a real news source before passing judgment on my comment when all you've actually looked at was the title and this post. Her lying has been documented several times with actual footage of THE LIE and then the footage of proving she knew better than the information she was giving...all from her own mouth.
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Yoooo 3 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
It would not be beef it would be beet.
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Magic 11 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
YouTube tutorials will show you how.
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Just a Rumor 20 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
This is just one of so many lies she's been caught in, and people still support her.
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How to get into medical school at last! 3 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Finally a way to make my dad proud.
This Guy Built A Home Out Of A Wooden Box Because Housing Is Too Expensive 7 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Can't afford a home? It's in a home though. I want one immediately please.
Be original 8 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Most dangerous words are "if only" and "I'm going to murder you"
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Their injury could be worse 9 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
You should feel too shy to die, naked on an autopsy table is a bit worse.
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When the pets are not fed yet 4 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Lunch line
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Pets trying their best to stay warm 9 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
One of these is a dark lord
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Spiders 20 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Oh ok :) I learned something new about you my friend. I'm a Ms. BTW.
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Spiders 20 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
I thought it was, Ms banana. O.o
Learn the vocabulary 9 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
It's the act of pooping while swimming
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Protecting his little buddy 5 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
I hadn't noticed that, it makes it even cuter! Thank you for pointing it out.
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Choosing the next president 12 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
No, at this point we can't even joke about that anymore.
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Being colorblind 9 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Yesss, but they're not seeing the way that Rubiks Cube is explaining it.
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A very necessary need 7 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
There's a shirt that doesn't get dirty too. Anything gets on it you can pour water over it and it washes right off.
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Calm the f*ck down 14 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
We had to run it in a certain time limit, I ran it in 4.78 minutes. No one should be shamed because they take school seriously, and are competitive.
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You feeling lucky 8 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Getting car jacked and robbed
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This quote tells the truth 2 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
But this is my entire life plan!
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Rememeber kids don't do drugs 8 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Doing meth by now to me is like natural selection...it's basically just stupid people doing something that kills them. If they're that stupid just let it happen.
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Bag-sexual 2 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
I bring my own. Master-bagger
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