You sir are an ass hole :'(

And I'd rather wait until I made sure he could spell correctly first.

We have to have at least one friend for this to be possible....

No title. There's no such thing.

Stop making me wanna hug gigantic octopus...it's not even an option where I live.

*Sets something on fire*

If you can get this excited you don't need coffee.

It is rude, it's also rude for them to accept 58k of my money and let me run out of toilet paper.

I'm pretty certain that's a Parakeet.

Hehehe oh my

Why, dude just why?

Congratulations my good Sir, how does post break up Hooters sound?

*Yells in old man voice* Damn hippies, I'm sick of your shit.

She........
Looks....
Just......
Like......
Flash......

Good luck

He looks like you're so grounded!

This is horrible!

He should have a little hand pump to make it hard.

I don't understand why it's hidden?