No practical joke could get me to touch someone else's dildo.

I don't do this, I hate hairy legs. Argument invalid.

An F and 2 Ds

I can't believe I'm the only one that went crazy watching this. I literally saved it to keep, it's the best part of my day.

Geez, navy seals are awesome.

My fav is butter logs.

Game ender: "(Enter ex's name) never freaked out like you do!"

You woke up..that was not guilty.

Um..*cough cough*

I'm not even sorry for riding this proudly.