I just like watching him flop around

Seriously my first thought is how would I ever isolate in this.

This is so very uncomfortable!

I wanna be hugged like this koala is hugging that tree!

*me avoiding responsibly*

If possible, when you're dog runs off go to the last place you seen it put out a crate for shelter, water, and something that you have worn that's dirty so it smells like you. Don't leave food because it could attract an animal that could hurt your pet or scare it away. Then check it periodically throughout the day and night. Of course it wouldn't work if it's in an area you just cannot put something like this up, but in the country it works very well.

Throw in 75 pigs, we need bacon in America!

You mean full blown panic, followed by self loathing, and depression so deep and dark I lose all will to live? Yep, that's about right.

I made the mistake of trying to talk to someone today that believes homosexuality is wrong....I'm still disappointed in myself for trying to explain how ridiculous they are.

I'm so bad that I actually worry about how much I worry.

Why was the mathematician late for work?
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He took the Rhombus!

Then abruptly pass out from lack of oxygen.

The user names tell me all I need to know about these two, and I'd stick with the geek.

All of them...

I grew up raising horses and cattle, they'll all do this at times. Cows will sleep that way too. They won't sleep this way for too long without getting up though, because their weight is too great not cause themselves injury.

FIR: Gotdamit!
BVB: Goodbye Agony, In The End
BMTH: Drown
(I could keep going)