I know they're important, but they are still creepy and freak me out.

*scratches dragons nose* He was a rescue, can you believe no one claimed him? Don't worry he's had his shots but he might be warm he gets very excited when he hears me say m u f f i n s. You should help me name him! I was extremely ill for a time. I believe it was witches. They cast a spell on me, thank goodness I found the ingredients to the serum that saved me.

*pulls out a pack of gum, bc fresh breath is important* Yeah, you aren't taking him alive! Unless you have a gun and then we should probably do what they say. *standing beside hood* Btw I like your chainsaw, that's new.

Proof that murder is the key to happiness.

I believe the gentleman is planning on smoking a cigarette with a member of the gay community, and then later on go commit a hate crime.

You said we wouldn't talk about Saturdays. *pulls out a ball gag*

Foiled by the children again! Damn YOU TINY PEoplE!

I have been to the land Far Far Away..traffic was terrible. I am weary but I am ok now, I think I'm ok. I'm glad you like my outfit, you don't think it's too much? I mean I was concerned it was too revealing.

Well if prisoner's work they already get 2 for 1, every day they work (and of course don't get in trouble) they'll receive "good time" and get 2 days off their sentence. That's why we see someone with like a 7 year sentence getting out in like 3 years. Prisoners actually want to work and have jobs too, it's the prisons and community that don't have enough programs. So this is an excellent idea!

*licks hoods cheek* Hmm...tastes like muffins! *bows towards hood* You truly are the Muffin Man! I found you!

The prophecy is true and I have returned, Muffin Man. *muffins for everyone. Pulls out a sparkly muffin as huge as my head* This muffin is for you hood. I missed ya. :'(

I'm ok. I wasn't for awhile, but I think I'm ok now.

@celticrose!! Loves you friend, I missed this place.

Sorry *boop your nose*
What I was just saying is not everyone is the same. So some fat people are gonna have small boobs. Some skinny people are gonna have big boobs.

There's plenty that disprove this. Girls have big bewbs while being skinny, and small bewbs sometimes are what fat girls have. What's interesting is all fat dudes have big boobs. That's where the true mystery lies!

Fatty tissue.