skittles

skittles


Are you checking me out?

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The goodest girl 3 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's what my dad said when he had me.
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A few trains 5 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Well you're not wrong
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One day 2 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
There's hope! Yes! Yes! I haven't had hope before. I like this feeling.
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whoops? 24 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Yes you are. O.O *cough* Um..I mean uh, yea the name is great. Um, good job.
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Goals 5 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
They are magnificent
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that's how it works in p*rn 9 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
*hits purplepumpkin over the head with a shovel* No you're not silly. *giggles while destroying the camera* Well that was fun, it's been awhile.
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For that kind of girls 18 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Thank you @guest_ It's pretty awesome to be back around.
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whoops? 24 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
*using a legendary boxing spokesman voice* I give you my dragon, eater of souls..desrtoyer of worlds AND the devourer of light.....Richard! *feels like the scribe from A Knights Tale* we'll introduce him that way. Lol
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Manta rays galore 6 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Omg I'm a Ray-cist! I will right this injustice.
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Beating the system 5 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
I would be afraid going to a doctors office that didn't have any common sense.
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Manta rays galore 6 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
if the Crocodile Hunter went to his own hell this is what it would be.
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How was graveyard shift? 7 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Someone needed a Snickers.
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12 inch prick 2 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Aww, I want a 12 inch prick!
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Augstmatthorn, switzerland 2 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
This whole country must vape..
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Smoke a Fag 18 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Aww. He would be such a good parent too. Maybe we can buy him some eggs he can sit and hatch? He deserves the chance to be a mom!
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*om nom nom* 3 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
I doubt the feetsies are as cute tho. *gets really serious* But if they are can we see?
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Blood orange 6 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Apparently you haven't met Scooby Natural
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P*rnhubs April fool’s joke 2 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
I've seen people posting these and thinking it's real. Lolz it's like an early Christmas watching them talk about it and not correcting it.
It looks better than my living room 3 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Not all heroes wear capes.
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Becoming a dad and uncle 5 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
I read a very real article about a girl gave birth to her brothers baby in Florida. They caught them bc the baby had defects that are mostly seen in incest. The hospital ran tests determining the father was very closely related. When they confronted the mom she told them it was her brother. They'd fallen in love, ran away to Florida where no one knew them and were living together as a couple. They have no intention of stopping.
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This sums up my life pretty good 1 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Me too my guy, me too.
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Smoke a Fag 18 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Ok, what's stressing out the pterodactyl so much that he started smoking? Is it his sexual orientation, bc he's beautiful just the way he is.
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whoops? 24 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Well he's a Taurus, he likes long walks in the park, flying around, and eating Cheetos. (The puffs not the crunchy ones) He loves butterflies, smal monkeys, and bull frogs. I don't know that much about his past but he does have an I Mom tatoo on one of his wings. When I got him he he also had a black pleather collar with little metal spikes on it. So I assume he's a little emo, and he loves screaming metal.
Smoke a Fag 18 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Are they smoking before or after the genocide? Now I'm confused.
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Amazing 6 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
For some reason I want to use a chainsaw to slice a pizza...