I can too, but I know if I was dating someone and a guy texted me flirting I'd explain to him I wasn't available. Not just tell him he's a weirdo and have my boyfriend tell him I in fact have a bf.

Ya no one can go wrong with puppers. :)

Eyebrows fs just to see this kind of humor.

Ya puns and drama is my sweet jam

Catcha called it.

I thought it looked scary

Thank you

For a second lol. I'm sorry I'm really worried about my kitty not coming home or something got him.

Teamwork!

By pushing him down the stairs!

Tell that to my hair, because I can sure as hell tell a difference and everyone around me does too.

It's not me it's for Barbra...

Women's products that I buy have a lot to do with a woman's chemistry.

Who knows it could be enlightening

*butters a muffin for hood* ;-)

Span...I mean uh... never mind. A paddling you say? Well if you think it's appropriate, who am I to argue.