Oh the innocence...it mean you're our supplier of all things scruffy

Well you will be our puppy peddler...our doge deeler...our...fuck it you get the point.

How about like a justice of the peace only you will spread peace with puppies and kittens. No matter how hard core we all are we never don't need something fluffy!

Oh there went the fuck I could almost give...come back fuck...it's not coming back.

Yea about that...sorry you don't get to be president. I mean I started the cult, hoods my second because, well it's hood. Pudding brings a train! A freaking train! Katniss brought pizza. And we don't give a fuck enough to vote anyway.

Ok good because I love my soapy boobs, like seriously I feel like they should get talked about.

It doesn't matter if the one hand or the two...

Yea, geez sugarmice don't be selfish

There's plenty of room, but tbh I would probably spend more sexy time out on the roof then in the bed.

I do that too..and are soapy boobs not one the greatest feeling things on the planet, or is that just me?

I do that! I also just jump sometimes to make them bounce, it's just a good fucking time.

Wuuuttt..

Yeesssss... you're gonna go take your shirt off in the mirror for an hour huh?

It's just not the same... :(

Takes the whole pizza..goes and sits in the corner like Smeagol* "my precious"