Caught in a landslide , no escape from reality

You say colonies I say cult

Yea, that's called clothes...you went full circle...never go full circle.

If you haven't gotten outta the shower and pressed them against a mirror and then drew in a smiley face yet you're not really living life.

Well yea! There's always that...

Ok soo you're gonna need a van, with the windows blacked out, and candy...

Yes..yes they should....

One proud tear escapes from my eye* "Go my greatest student, it has been an honor teaching you this ancient art. Go and disrobe your way into women's hearts everywhere! "

It's ok katniss, I brought more. I could give a fuck less if you have some, I'm stuffed!

With great shirt removal skills comes great responsibility.

And be confident...even if you have to fake it..

Taking your shirt off in front of a girl is something you can be slow at.

Reposts as far as the eye can see...