Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead,

Aww..It's ok lucifer, she's a bitch anyway! We love your birthday.

I know a priest lol

Umm...I'm concerned

Aww..thanks guys, that was a bloody nightmare.

Omg I hit you with my car lol

The logic is infallible, so it must have a mathematical formula to equate such perfection...I however suck at math. I knew I'd get it wrong.

Geez how'd I not see that! Sorry guest my bad. Thanks unknown. *hangs head in shame*

I hit someone with my car lol

Or he just dropped his pumpkin spice latte

Uterus joking right?

You should learn to spell, but that's none of my business.