I'm probably gonna kill lots of people no homicide though lol

Probably the most sound decision I will make today

My panties were flipping me off as they marched out, during "it's raining men" I've never seen a thong look so done.

Next time shadow...there's always next time.

I wish my last name was cox

But I know fbi...and the kitties at least had hats.

My car's fucked lol

Nope not mine. After I watched Magic Mike all my panties packed up and left me, twas my last drop of panties. :'(

But did you take them both for everything the had, and deeds to their first born?