Procrastination intensifies*

I'd follow them

Aww...for me?! *elephant blushes*

Oh man...I wouldn't have thought about this all day if you hadn't brought it up.

I want one of these instead of that whole growing up and becoming a breeder thing.

Do you guys know why there's no America knock knock jokes...
because freedom rings!!!

Opens comment thead drops in shoelace*

Funny story...my eagle forgot it was daylight savings time, so i wake up when it flew by cawing this morning and then he remembered and flew back by cawed the correct time and I was like whhaaat and he was like my bad and I was like it's cool and then he shit on my car!

Actually I didn't enjoy it. It's cold, there's no illusion of any type of emotion here. It's basically just a picture. If I tried to squeeze one feeling from this it would be numb. There's a difference between art that inspires you to sadness or joy and something like this. Just because you can paint something someone will recognize doesn't make it impressionable. If this were not Hitler's work it would've been lost along with all the other hundreds of thousands of mediocre atists that just couldn't cut it.

Walk up on the farm like what up I got a black cock...

God bless America!

Well since you put it that way...