I'm willing to assume it was parked for an elongated amount of time. Causes a depression in the tire and can lead to this, though normally the tire will just crack. Also probably a cheap tire, most tires have a honeycomb type pattern on the inside to prevent this among other things.

Mozart's last requiem. Makes anything dramatic, I mean anything.

That game still haunts my dreams

You don't keep a roll duct tape in every room?

Lou Ferigno was a fucking beast though. No cgi or anything.

All hail the antlered deity.

Fused and dried tendons. If you don't believe me look it up.

My favorite part was when he called you an uneducated porphyritic genital. Stay classy.

Oh come on people, that was funny!

Maybe it's hiding a knife? Nothing is that nice.

Most likely something of that sort

Jesus dude

*squints at smaug*

Who the fuck inflated boat boat?

But we can all agree on the disdain of guests by the looks of it.

Societal standards

You know, I aint even mad.

I'm just a poor boy