*puts in $224,000,000*
*gets same book every time*

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/d-W4Kzy0TnSMKOGinIk7mevGMKrxSvmnAeB3pvFVKsZh4Rojokslmfh-VC47-QtLOac9nPe5rO4S4zO_PcULEJQ9r3AGSKw_2_bo3xOqn7UW1Q=w500-h215-nc

Luigi is floatier though. He falls very slowly, making him susceptible to aerials more so than Mario. But damn, some of the combos you can rack up with him are amazing to watch. (Sm4sh)

Patrick Warburton was the perfect voice for this character

the title has cursed you, the only way to redeem yourself is to be truly sorry for your actions

Well, my name is Prince Dunko Herkel McGee Fallon Existentialist Turnip Farmer, Lord of the Squids and Hershel Crust Master, the Unattainable, the One and Only, The True Impersonator, Magnifico Espanol so I have a pretty hard time too

or you could just get at least 7 hours of sleep like a normal person

Beauty is not an obese woman standing on a subway in a bikini

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
animated movie set in this alternate reality
The Flash goes back in time to save his mother (not familiar at all) and then this happens. really fucking great movie, probably on Netflix somewhere

You don't need guns! All you need is a can-do attitude!
*gets riddled with bullets*