But you gotta live with the weight of killing all those birds... unless you just picked em up off the ground then yeah it's still a kilo.

Zoboomafoo!

When you haven't been on in a while and come back to this... what the heck did I miss...

I said this to my dad and he lost his mind the other week.

These are real! My partners parents grow them and they're so tasty!

Chaotic good?

Aww!! My heart!!

Y E E T

Go to Denny's for your bday and get a free Grand Slam or other meal for equal or lesser value (make sure you have ID to prove); sign up for Perkins email/pie society to get a free breakfast coupon on your birthday; sign up for boston pizza account for a free dessert on your borthday; make a starbucks account and make a purchase to get a free drink on your birthday; sign up for booster juice for a free smoothie on your birthday (not sure if still works i think they're phasing it out this year); all of these work for canada and I get them every year - I'll add more if I remember any.

Alabama 100

Willing to die is every Gen Z kid she ain't special. (re: sarcasm before the downvotes come)

I'm 90% sure this is from Dollarama from how those shelves look.

Just use a knife like the rest of us.

Please you drink out of the bottle.

Sure it isn't an uncle?

"I'm... Kyle. From... Mani-toba."

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for marking this NSFW. You saved me from a big yikes moment.

I feel personally attacked.

Halloween would be perfect

Do like the speedrunners do and find the glitches.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Unlike me.

Tartar Sauce will be in my heart forever.