SM19

sm19


Just a Canadian trying to keep warm in my igloo.

— SM19 Report User
One day he'll lead an army 5 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
@Cassrasub Dimitrios. Still can't believe you were asking him questions that day omg.
SJW Logic 31 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
If it's a genuine compliment, okay. If it's a creep (don't care what gender it they are), totally different story.
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Subway sick of yo shit 4 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
@hammer retweets
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Too scared to not give them something 1 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
My mom makes them sing for their candy if they have no costume. Don't care how old you are, if you're in a costume, I'll give you candy.
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Green 22 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
The snow will get in the holes, and then I'll have wet socks.
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Green 22 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Vegan because I am not wearing crocks in -40 weather.
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The swearing parrot 9 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Then superdeath will come for him.
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It's scary to think that we could be that guy and wouldn't know 17 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Financial Dominatrix's are a thing!
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Yet nobody cares to tell him 7 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Are we sure that isn't a smart board...?
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Bond, James Bond 2 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Every damn time I see this I can't stop laughing. This is one of my favourite posts on the internet.
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What's your type of bow? 13 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Compound and crossbow. Story time: when I first was trying out the crossbow, my dad was shooting it and I asked if it had any kick back and he said no. So I'm lining up my shot and when I pull the trigger, the scope slams against my face and I say to my dad "You said there was no kick back?!' and he said "Yeah... for me."
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He be no man, he be an eating machine! 10 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Obviously the plant in the background.
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He be no man, he be an eating machine! 10 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Reminds me of that Simpsons episode.
People of FS, explain this 11 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
He's gonna fight those lactose intolerant people to death.
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Fair skin people 7 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I'm fair af and all I want is to not burn every bloody nice day. No matter how much SPF is in the sunscreen, I always end up with some sort of burn because my skin hates me.
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Fair skin people 7 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
@cassrasub this is painfully accurate omfg.
So this is how one goes to hell 30 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
B - I will buy the Boston Pizza by my house, so I can eat there whenever I don't want to cook. Also the Baskin Robbins so I can eat ice cream all day evreyday
Actually they can be dangerous 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
What would I do? Open all of your soda cans slightly so you can't tell, so all the carbonation releases and when you go to have a nice drink all you taste is flat nothingness.
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I'm So Doing This When I Have Children 7 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Been wanting to do this ever since I could remember!
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Time to move on 7 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
You know what's worse than getting 'friendzoned'? Fckzoned - when you find out all a guy wanted was to fck you and had no real interest in having a friendship with you.
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Where do we get this box?? 14 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
You can just get some off Amazon. Still, y'all can walk down the street with semi-autos, but you can handle chocolate with a toy in the middle.
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Traps arent gay heres why 11 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I SIT FRONT ROW SO EVERYONE IS BEHIND ME
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Traps arent gay heres why 11 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
i'M IN CLASS AND THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME ALL JUST SAW "PORN HUB" GOD DAMN IT
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These dogs are helping people deal with the trauma of the Las Vegas shooting 17 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I think Otherwise is a dope name for a dog. Fight me.
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These dogs are helping people deal with the trauma of the Las Vegas shooting 17 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Therapy dogs are amazing! I see one in the hospital from time to time named Rusty and they give him his own badge and everything. I know some may find this stupid, but these dogs have been trained to comfort people and it can help in these times of crisis and anxiety. Whenever I open my own counseling practice, I'd 100% consider getting one so my clients can interact with them.
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