I never had that annoying horse girl in elementary school... how bad was it?

IT'S A HAT OH MY GOD THAT'S SO CUTE.

BLORP just makes sense.

It would be interesting to see the minimum wage be set to a livable wage and see what happens to the economy. I say let's test it in the States - y'all already got a dystopia going on over there, might as well throw this onto you and watch the outcome.

"And now I'm the asshole parent."

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY.

Or when you try to clean your room and spend three hours reminiscing about things you find, and no actual cleaning gets done.

You know we have a problem when the birds are better at keeping the place clean than humans.

If it was only that easy to give a cat medicine.

Would be too afraid my friend would drop me. I was doing a handstand back in high school and my spotter dropped me, landed on my hand with my knee, and thought I broke a finger.

If I win the lottery, you bet I'm going to do this now.

If it fits, he sits.

Or she noticed and likes Steve Buscemi better than your brother.

I aspire to be this petty.

"ONWARD HUMAN!"

When you're 30 but your mom still calls you 'my baby'.

When your bf plays with your hair.

Yeah, and grandma is going to be loosing some dead weight soon.

I would be absolutely terrified to free walk up that. I can already imagine myself falling into the fog.

He just wanted a midnight snack like the rest of them.

*jazz music stops*

Norway is the only place that wouldn't have this vandalized within an hour.

The draw has turned into my room.