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Egg and cheese 4 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Just slice the egg and boom salvageable.

Perfectly timed photo! Photo by @chefpaulrifkin 1 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Freedom never tasted so good.

You sure thats not humpty dumpty tho 13 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Bring her home with me and my man.

Guns guns guns 10 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

*shots fired*

There is a massive leek in the bathroom! (Emergency level: Dad) 3 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

That's some Chernobyl level leek.

I can't say yes 2 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

My friend: are you hungry?
Me: Yes.
My friend: MOM (BLANK) IS HUNGRY!
Me:
Honestly the worst back in the day.

*slurp* 6 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

he licc

How crocodiles leap out of water 5 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Me when my parents call me to dinner.

Just sayin 18 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

YAAAAAS GIVE IT TO ME. TIME TO GET OUT THE GT LIVE JACKET WOOO.

our current world.. :/ 10 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

FBI guy who's watching you.

our current world.. :/ 10 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Nah this guy I went to high school with was post super racist stuff on facebook and it was terrible so I unfriended them. There was nothing you could do to get through to this person. When you know it's wrong but nothing will change their mind, it's time to just move forward.

Just sayin 18 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

would still only get me 20$ of in-store credit.

our current world.. :/ 10 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Depends what they support or oppose tbh.

Snowy forest ring made out of wood and resin 4 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Oh my god I NEED IT.

Just sayin 18 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

I would go to EB games and get EVERYTHING. Also go to Costco and get 20 packs of the family size of Mr. Noodles.

The most overpowered baby of all time 14 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

He's a real Jack of all trades, and a master of none.

Voxbaby 10 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch here's the actual article. Talks about that and the history surrounding it and saying it's impractical, why guys in comics don't have it, etc.

Transformation into Geralt 2 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Oh I am SO trying this on my bf.

If it was pronounced differently 10 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Showed the Aristotle one to my philosophy friends and they freaking lost it.

Service pitbull training to protect his owner's head when she has a seizure 17 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

BEST BOY <3

Things didn't change much since then 17 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Could also mean you were a secret lesbian back in the depression era (Aldrich, Robert (2006). Gay Life & Culture: A World History. p. 212).

Spoil her 4 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Dollar tree - press on nails and a box of hair dye. Still have enough for a drink.

The always incredible Moraine Lake 2 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

When I went last month, we only managed to go to Lake Louise because the parking was full. I also almost fell into the lake when I went to take a picture. Freezing, but worth it. It's super cute, if you take the trails around Lake Louise, you'll eventually end up at this tea house on the mountain!

Speaks for itself 14 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

or it's just @grimreaper out for a nice day at the beach.

Another reason to make me a little more sad that I'm single 6 comments

sm19 · 6 years ago

Y'all could just fit it into your massive pockets.