I like all three actually.

"Do as I say, not as I do."

AWW MY HEART

I see Scooby-Doo turned to a life of steroid use - sad.

As long as things aren't violent, protest away. As soon as people start destroying property, they loose all of the respect for their cause.

I hate how accurate this is.

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN WHAT

I want 50.

That would also look rad with Goku going Super Saiyan

My first thought - "Damn Texans".

YES BOIL MY BODY

I'd get mine flowers, but his cat is bound and determined to eat them. No place is safe.

Might be legal, but it's a dick thing to do.

get this FAR FAR AWAY FROM ME

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That last page is me when I take notes by hand in general - the reason I switched to typing my notes out on my computer in class.

Just get rid of tipping all together and pay them a fair wage.

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All of the above

These crows used to take the cable from the satellite dish and drop it so it would bang against my parents window. Damn crows did it for years until they died.

I WANT TO LOVE THEM ALL

I NEED IT SO BADLY

This is why they tell you to keep your undergarments on when your try on swimsuits, kids.