"woof!" 5 comments
sm19
· 6 years ago
As I'm sitting in my seminar reading this.
Scare the crap out of drivers 3 comments
sm19
· 6 years ago
"Was just holding my hair dryer on a sunny day officer - it's not my problem if speeders are paranoid."
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When rats are more human than humans 21 comments
Answers needed 5 comments
Try this for breakfast 9 comments
sm19
· 6 years ago
Take muffin tin. Take piece of sliced ham that you'd use for luncheon meat for example. Pat down ham slice to get rid of excess moisture. Place inside muffin tin making a cup shape. Crack egg in the ham cup. Add a bit of salt and as much pepper as you want. Put pieces of cheese on top (avoid parm, makes it taste weird. try cheddar to start). Bake in oven at 375 for 15-20 min on the middle rack depending how much you want your yolk cooked. enjoy. I make this all the time and i love it. Try adding hot sauce at the end or add chives before baking. Endless possibilities!
Deez nuts 7 comments
sm19
· 6 years ago
Should feel lucky it was slightly padded and they didn't get a full wack of metal.
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I pledge allegiance to that ass 9 comments
Then vs now 3 comments
sm19
· 6 years ago
If the infected pimple was bleeding, I know when I was a ref for youth soccer, you had to send them off until it stopped bleeding/bandaged up.
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