I'm gonna go with cheese supreme

They're beautiful fresh, fried, baked, scalloped or cooked. All potatoes are real. All potatoes are beautiful.

Give him skittles. It'd win me over for sure :)

I'm like the clavicle because I...I.. Eh, I got nothing*scuttles away to my own little box of shame*

Actually, speaking as a vet nurse in training, I can tell you that's nothing more than a myth. In reality, hardly any animal species will reject their young for smelling like humans, and more deaths are actually caused by humans holding animals that have skin sensitive to the oils our hands produce :(