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smbadat


Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack

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Dangerous cyclist 12 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
Says "cooterconqueror"
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Godzilla made entirely out of hay 6 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
Hay there
;)
I'm blown away by this beautiful country 11 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
@Title
Next you'll be blown away by my Thu'um
I'm blown away by this beautiful country 11 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
Their rebirth time is atrocious though, so you're good killing them for now until I get back to send those fuckers to Oblivion. I'm pretty sure a guy that is crucified comes back to life quicker than them.
I'm blown away by this beautiful country 11 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
I'm kinda in Africa rn, so Mr. Sero is right, you're fucked
Friends are the #1 source of heart b*ners 5 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
My friend gave me an actual boner once.
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Don't know where he got it from, and how it was hard without a body but hey, when a friend gives you something, you take that shit. Don't be rude.
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I NEED TO CHUM 8 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
You turn into a Sponge Bob that's gonna explode too???
I thought that was just me.
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Calm down Satan 54 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
I know it's a material, it's why I said "made of" instead of "colour of"
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The brittle thing sucks though
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Calm down Satan 54 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
B-
But it was on the internet
IT MUST BE TRUE!!!
(Jk, I stand corrected)
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Some like it muscular, some like it chubby, some like it skinny 25 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
Because those are the only part of her that isn't really in proportion
Calm down Satan 54 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
I want some clothes made of vantablack. It'll be so cool to sneak around in
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Calm down Satan 54 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
Strange, I seem to recall that I'd you spend too much time, you'll get splitting headaches and extreme nausea, not go insane
I might be thinking of something else though
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Some like it muscular, some like it chubby, some like it skinny 25 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
You get silicone hips?
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Calm down Satan 54 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
Doesn't the anechoic chamber make you feel sick after a while?
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I think I would die 28 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
You must be fun at parties
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Dangerous cyclist 12 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
And maybe their numbers
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When famous people were young 34 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
Look at my comment^
Finally the truth 17 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
As a blind guy, how did he read this post?
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When famous people were young 34 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
Is it just me, or does young Christopher Walken look like Scarlett Johansson?
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I think I would die 28 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
I'd be thankful it wasn't a Galaxy Note 7
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NASA internet speed 27 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
I've faced that struggle before. Any more than a day or two of that stuff and I swear it'd give me cancer
what should i post on my 1000th? 4 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
A llamacorn
NASA internet speed 27 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
To get a job at NASA, as a 16 year old South Africa would be hard.
But it'd be harder to not get fired after they realise I'm only there for gaming purposes
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Who's death got you like this? 17 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
Borderlands 2 spoiler:
Bloodwing
NASA internet speed 27 comments
smbadat · 8 years ago
*Grabs it away from mayflower and signs the shit out of it*
DO YOU KNOW THE PAIN OF PLAYING ONLINE GAMES AT 360 PING???
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