Shots fired...
But I don't know what at...

In the bottom left panel, I read the speech bubble as "That's my cum" and was very confused

It's 'cause it's a princess

That sounds suspiciously like something an alien would say

HEY I have a medical problem where I HAVE to get high once every 12 hours or my hip-bone will explode
It is medical
Check your privilege!

*looks at phone, pretending to send texts*
*Awkwardly pets dog/cat/bird/houseplant*
*Dent in the wall suddenly becomes very interesting*
*Pretends to get a phonecall and moves to another room*
*Takes a bathroom break. Stats until the sounds of arguing are over. Blames "the tacos/burgers/lettuce" I had last night*
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...And then they drag you into it...

I think you mean better and better

My friends call me 'splodeyman

Sent this to a friend saying, if your mom were to get paid 10 bucks for all the people she killed annually, she'd get $29000

I believe the ancient Chinese embedded it with the essence of Nokia

Why would you even tell someone that?

Senpai in the streets
Hentai in the sheets

"I know, because I help pay them"

Poster by smokeythebear
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