As one of those guys, I'd say that he'll is extremely straight line, but in the middle, there is a random tangle

Those four are on my list as well, not sure if I should list the rest

I got that reference
;)

And YOU should be at Trenzalore

"Posted: 1 year ago"

Same, seroplane, same

If you think I'm not gonna still eat that, you are wrong

Pretty sure shit like this happens all the time though, especially on sites that don't work very well on mobile

I may have seen a video like that

Nothing if you do it gently
Otherwise, PAIN

As a guy, me too

Well, if she manages to swing only the shaft, and not the balls, it wouldn't be a problem.
It also feels funny, in a nice way

I laughed too

Same thing with us guys.
Dangly things are always fun

Hmm lemme take a go at this:
Zippy
Silver
7 weeks late
Your middle name is "the"

I'll speak parseltongue between your legs

I wanna open your Griffin door and peek into your Chamber of Secrets.
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Maybe we can Hufflepuff while I'm there

Best pickup line:
Those are some nice pants you got there. Mind if I ... Slytherin?

There's a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) somewhere here
I just know it