smbadat

smbadat


Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack

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I'm Demeter (but too annoying to be forgotten) 43 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Hmm, a mix between Poseidon and Aphrodite. With a bit of Dionysus thrown in
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Getting soap in the hole is just as bad as being kicked in the balls 53 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Aren't they called catheters?
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Getting soap in the hole is just as bad as being kicked in the balls 53 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Yeah, I discovered that as well
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An inspiration to us all 14 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
The more the merrier, amirite?
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Reverse face sharpie 9 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
"Anger of 57 black women"
Finally, a way to describe my wrath!
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Dating is really hard, but it's probably just me 10 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Why would you break up with yourself?
For one, the sex would be amazing, as they'd know all your sensitive spots.
They'd also have every single one of your links/fetishes.
If you wanted a guy though, get your clone to have a sex change op and boom. Perfect.
Getting soap in the hole is just as bad as being kicked in the balls 53 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
A few years back, I tried to jerk off with soap.
I feel your pain
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Whispers* check out the bewbs 2 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Those look hella pushed up
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Dating is really hard, but it's probably just me 10 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Speak for yourself. If I had a clone, I'd date the hell out of it
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Artist turns photos of random people into fun illustrations 45 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
It's not an app. It's the work out an artist
Yep, That Is Definitely A Room 18 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Fix-it Felix!
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An inspiration to us all 14 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
I always thought her separation was vertical, as in her right half was alive, and her left half wasn't
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Beastiality? Meh 13 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
I thought so too, until I saw the title
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No borders 17 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Ho don't do it
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This seems like cannibalism 11 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Fuck, did Cass delete her account?
p*rnhub comments are always funny 5 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
I use mods for this
;)
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Just a soldier and his best friend 4 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
That little fucker may be cute, but playing against him is annoying (if you're talking about smite)
Panic! in the woods 8 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Doesn't he learn how to in the books?
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An observation tower 4 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
What kind?
Alien observation of earth?
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Stop singing and help me slay a b*tch,dammit! 162 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
And then you have me who does both. My friends say it's scary how violent I am when I'm in a good mood
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Britain's Independence Day Celebration 5 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
Every other country's independence day is a day of mourning for Britain
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Good reason 3 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
It it took me way too long to realise that the word "arrival" wasn't underlined
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That's So Not Fair 22 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
*background singers* HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS
That's So Not Fair 22 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
AT LEAST I'D BE TAKEN CARE OF PROPERLY IN MY OLD AGE, UNLIKE OF I ALLOWED YOU TO DO IT
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That's So Not Fair 22 comments
smbadat · 7 years ago
THAT'S NOT A TONE YOU SHOULD BE USING WITH YOUR MOTHER. I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!
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