User smierc_sniezynka Banned

who run the world?!? Girls!! 23 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
No, she really payed them half a buck per hour : )
He may soon become a millionaire 15 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
@lordhab, don't know who you are, but I think your midi-chlorians are awakening, you're welcome to come to our side. @miss_blue what do you think
Wise words from a wise man 7 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
World war means world war. Since he was living in the atomic ages(he himself brought up), he sounds like all those retarded atomic age movies. If the nuke apocalypse happens We'll reduce 7 billion people to, idk, 700,000 .That's not world. If that people go to war,for resources or apocalypse lords' right to rule us all, and it's unlikely, wouldn't they be living in one state, like frightened chickens around a lightbulb, that wouldn't be WW IV or any other . We'd need a world to become world again, to have new countries, governments, armies and then, we'd have all of this, again,
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Wise words from a wise man 7 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
World war means two neighbouring villages in Trachabudgimenistan fighting over 6m2 of an empty desert for no reason. Except they both say it's historically theirs. There are no safe remote places. But you don't know that, you have never been in WW. WWIII will make sure the WWII's safest place, just where you're right now, loses its safety. Salutes to your dad. He should sure try.
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When the US, China, Japan, and South Korea are all mobilizing on North Korea 3 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Where do you get out if you dig through entire Earth starting in Korea? There's an an application for that.
That's unfortunate 3 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
There are at least three pornstars named ISIS. Fuck ISIS
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Life goals 23 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
I did. But I never looked this gaaaay. I like my wife possesing me. And things in my butt.
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Of course what United Airlines did was unacceptable but maybe 35 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Syrian gays are getting burned alive. But that's also not my business. If I felt burning desire in my loins when a hot fellow Syrian passes by, i'd punch myself in groins and/or face. I put a greater value in me not burning alive, than expressing my fashion sense. I'd even get a big titted prostitute and banged her on a public square.
I'm ready 8 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
But Finns kicked their 10x stronger ass, never forget that. And also defence is not much of a bragging thing. Who did they attack and win?!? Except barehanded Sibirians and Caucasians?! Pussies. @geluregis
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The irony 3 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Masturbation stoppers are actualy put tight over your elbows. Although that wouldn't stop me I checked it. Now.
How women do stuff vs how men do stuff 17 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
I haven't payed for a hair cut in over a decade and a half. I either don't care or my wife does it.
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Remember guys 2 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Nooo...you go back three steps, spit east, spit west, curse the Satan and continue on your way
I can't beleaf she didn't notice 9 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Here it's 0.3, althoug they caught a 76yo granny with 1,73 . Is that better or worse I don't get it? In Russia, believe it or not, it's 0!
Why isn't foot fetish called feetish 8 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
So, choice is between podophilia and feetish that does sound like fetus-ish (if cactus-cacti, fungus- fungi, than fetus-feti, fetish)
Why isn't foot fetish called feetish 8 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Well, we don't wanna annoy fetus fetish folks....
Life goals 23 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
To be nailed with a strap-on. Homo.
Ricky Gervais Attacks Karl Pilkington with a vacuum 2 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Karl became an icon Ricky became the Idiot abroad
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Of course what United Airlines did was unacceptable but maybe 35 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
You mean put in concentration camps? And you think that's the worst that's happening? Russian gays are pussies
I'm ready 8 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Russians are never gonna win! And also you don't have race war memes
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Is that gay p*rn? 18 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
You don't have to be gay to watch gay porn! I do it all the time with my gay friends... with my wife present. And I kick them with spoons or something in their loin, to check for erections. And for those that hate waking up for school, ooooh you're gonna be fucked, in ass, when real life kicks in!
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Oh trust me, spoil them with the right things and they'll be yours 11 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
I actualy got preeety big ammount of mo-ney for my sister on her wedding day.
The world is full of good people. If you can't find one, be one 5 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Give man shoes, he won't be barefoot for a month, if you teach him to steal some He'll never be without shoes again - Jesus Henry Christ. He helped him so much. He'll sell them for crack.
Doggo meets furries 28 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
I wish Swedish terrorist ran over these fucktards instead of that poor dogg.
This hurts me just to look at 2 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
This is scary.I would never let these birds so close to my eyes. Especially after all those medieval poems they forced us to learn with crows poking eyes.
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Prophetic graffiti 8 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Everybody knows that, guest. Much more efficient. Japanese do it better than bees.And they also made more efficient trees than real trees. Fuck bees. Kill all the bees. We need more Japanese. I volunteer to make Japanese babies. Any Japanese girls here?!?