User smierc_sniezynka Banned

Finally, ice cream to match my mood on those homicidal days 12 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Suicide with sprinkles. Why don't you just DO IT.
Finally, ice cream to match my mood on those homicidal days 12 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Coal is actualy somehow (?!) used to make yellow colour
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Guess the country 20 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Yes, but in all the movies Romanians and Albanians speak with Russian accent (??!) which has nothing to do with reality. Romanians speak pig Latin, and Albanian is.... well, uncomparable... And even though Romania is in the eastern part, orthodox, they write latinic (Although Moldavians were forced to write cyrillic)
Guess the country 20 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
People, it's a bus station, I was not kidding...
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That's what they sell us 22 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Yeah... let's go to the woods... to look at the trees that stare at blue skies all day,but aren't going anywhere for decades . Woods is a prison.
Guess the country 20 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Bus station, what else
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He ain't that wrong 7 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
As if anyone's gonna ask you if WW starts... There's not a chance 7 year old didn't have anxiety, traumatic disorders, tremors, night horrors, but we needed "men"(and women) so they were given a gun bigger than them, and sent to WW! Nobody's gonna care that you, a 25yo ...have agoraphobia.
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That's how dogs came to be 5 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
We do say good boy- good girl if it's a bitch, but we never say woman's best friend, cause that could mean totally different thing. Women don't have best friends... they have a girl friend or gay friend they talk trash about behind their back.... or woman's best friend is ....glass of wine, tampons, dildo, eye liner....
Boobs 2 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
I can actualy see her shape in the grass
Awkward 10 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Actualy @pokethebear, or as I always misread you pocket bear, chinese people eat doggo. Italians eat cats. You call them frog eaters, which in the meantime became normal, we call them Cat eaters, or Alfs.
I love my mom but this really annoys me 7 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
I thought this was just east european thing..."Don't hold that (western, decadent, capitalistic, cancerogenus, chem trails, depleted uranium) phone on your chest while it's charging, you'll remain childless!
I love my mom but this really annoys me 7 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Apples are actualy one of the unhealthiest fruits.." apple a day" shit was publicity stunt of apple cider manufacturers during the prohibition, they probably didn't know what to do with all ...them apples. Come on, this is common knowledge!
Learn the difference 21 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Maybe if we kill most of lazy not horny pandas, the rest, healthy, randy ones will fuck till there are more pandas than Chinese people. I'm for it. Kill frigid and impotent bitches! I hate them.
Learn the difference 21 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Fittest can also be the Cripples, the eyeless, the boneless. How do you think snakes, moles, and all the other species and subspecies and pugs "came to existance" . But between all those ancient cripple lizzards that became snakes later, some cripples were caught, and some were fitter? No. Some just had more "luck", or circumstances. Evolution is basically strike of randomness mostly. Why would cripple no.1 survive,if he's crippled the same as cripple no. 2. Cause no. 2 suddenly became literaly fitter, it literaly gained new muscles? It's crippled as no.1,can't become fitter over minute. It just luckily fell to the left Instead of right and predator ate its brother.
Learn the difference 21 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
They pay for this. And it's hunting.... out. Wild life rangers or whatever they're called, pick which lion is going to die.... old, sick, dangerous, for humans or other lions... They're doing a favour to people and animals, even to a killed animal.
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Awkward 10 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
I believe the Cat is the kung pao
Upworthy 19 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
No. It's the first one (mine). Hasidic woman can't sneeze without her husband's permission. Do you know any of them. Cause I do. My great aunts. She couldn't stand beside the taoist in an empty station without three witnesses. That's a lot like ISIS to me. You probably thought Muslim woman breastfeeded the baby.
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Hadron,from greek 'qpov - thick ,stout 5 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Yes. And it's with ' . That's like H, in Hadron. Thank you, greekos freakos : )
True mark of maturity 8 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Didn't know monkey was Canadian/Swedish/French
When friends ask "How are you?": 2 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
I'm Assad
Upworthy 19 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
OMG we solved all the world problems in a bus!
Upworthy 19 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
Why did they have to sit next to eachother in the first place? Woman can't sit alone? Or next to a man spreading "taoist"? It sounds more like "sharia of the Jews" than Amish of the Jews.
Ever had one of those days? 17 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
@yimmie it's Russian cyrillic. There' Russian cyrillic in Star Wars, learn it, you're gonna need it : )
4/20 8 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
And also Hitler's birthday let's not forget.
Ever had one of those days? 17 comments
smierc_sniezynka · 7 years ago
It's yoghurt. It's clearly written on the box.
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