I usually hate cats, but this cat, this cat I like a lot.

I find it hard to believe that this was a real conversation between a child and his mother.

That’s not grandma, that’s a demon in a grandma skin suit. I’m on to your trickery demon.

Chuck Norris is whoever he wants to be.

This is hands down the MOST ADORABLE IMAGE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!

You have been visited by the pooping peeping pupper of prosperity. He brings joy and uncomfortable eye contact wherever he goes.

Can we just shoot weirdos like this and be done with it.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the good boy sleeps tonight.

Worked for me, but dad wasn’t really happy about it.

Imagine if humans did the same thing. But with useless people like the kardashians not gingers.

Once upon a time, there was a handsome doggo...

Straya

What did you think they had?

God is humanities greatest mistake.

They are exes for a reason, remember that.

How YOU doin?

Give the father a medal and castrate the molester

“Are ya ready kids”

Speaking from experience, don’t ever have kids, you will regret it.

I’m not crying, it’s just rain on my face.

Anyone who does that to an animal should be shot with arrows multiple times, then made to live with arrows still in them.

He just wants a cuddle.

Where’s John Wick when you need him.