Dun dun dun hurrrrrr 9 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
Thanks mate.
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Dun dun dun hurrrrrr 9 comments
If you know what I mean 8 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
As an Australian I'm feeling very attacked and unsafe right now. Fuck emus.
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I'm not [buying a car here] 4 comments
When Keanu's happy, I'm happy 4 comments
Clinically insane man (2019) 6 comments
This is parenting done right 2 comments
Take your Time. Papa's shouldn't Hide their Emotions. What is your Story? 7 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
I woke up to the realisation that this year will be the same as the rest, hating my job and hating my wife but not wanting to leave either because I love my kids.
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Mumityt bofrilluph ysulutos 2 comments
Kids definitely not part of metaphor 8 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
Turns out there’s a small pump between the balls and penis which switches on every time you pee. Mine just needed a tune up.
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Kids definitely not part of metaphor 8 comments
Rev your engine and shes yours brandon 13 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
The capacity to rev your engine is directly related to penis size, everyone knows this. The louder the rev, the larger the phallus.
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Don't work hard. Work intelligent 7 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
“Hi, I ordered 6 cubes but for some reason I got 5 cubes and a sphere”
“Yea that’s Steve’s fault, he’s an idiot”
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“Yea that’s Steve’s fault, he’s an idiot”
This legend is 50 years old now. Can we make him feel our love and respect for making our 17 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
Airheads and The Scout were decent. The Mummy movies were an Indiana Jones copy but they were fun to watch. Why all this hatred toward someone who just wanted to entertain?
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This legend is 50 years old now. Can we make him feel our love and respect for making our 17 comments
You scheming jerk 8 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
Right, kinda like when your girl agrees to anal then walks in wearing a 10 inch strap on. I hate when that happens.
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Kitty helps autistic kid with anxiety issues 5 comments
World Cup dominates 3 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
I find it hard to believe that this was a real conversation between a child and his mother.
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Grandma is such a good sport 9 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
That’s not grandma, that’s a demon in a grandma skin suit. I’m on to your trickery demon.
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Learn the Difference!! 10 comments
smithy1footy
· 5 years ago
Gladstone and Newcastle made the cut but Hobart and Adelaide missed out????
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