I just saw a super depressing post and now I feel better. Thank you, thelittlemermaid, for the feel-good Quokkas.

Me and my friends spent an entire lunch laughing at people's responses to this. Most of them are actual answers or WWII related.

Or have parents

Fucking deerkin

I usually sneeze twice in a row. Gonna go with the gender bender.

What kind of dog is not adopted? You can't give birth to one, believe me, I've tried.

Also, I made a girl feel so awful her entire family almost moved.

I once complained about getting homework out loud in English class, and my voice carried and the kid behind me to the right got screamed at by the teacher.

The boy looks so lost as to what's going on

I need this on a shirt

I need it and I need it now

The dude on the far left looks like Hitler

Not gonna lie: I was expecting a polite apology at the end since its Canada.

What if I feel STABBY

After reading this, I feel less like a ginger and more like I should be in the X-Men.

Why are my pants wet and sti- oooooohhh.........

Shipping it!

Purple cheeseburger. It's like that one spongebob episode with the colored krabby patties.

Now THAT is a fun fact!

My parents in a nutshell

What's the story behind the smiling box?

Amen.

A Catalan singer and actor combo. Huh. Go figure.

Amen