Is that second one a Muton's gun or am I just being way nerdier than necessary?

Liking for the title.

I think you'd have more likes if you didn't have a fake like button in your post.

I hate it when I friend zone someone only to realize 4 years later that they were hitting on me.

I went to see it on my birthday with my parents, and while me and my dad loved it, my mom told me afterwards that it was the single most offensive thing she had ever seen. I looked her straight in the eyes and said "Yeah. It's Deadpool. If it wasn't offensive, I'd be offended."

So I can water my plants instead of wasting it on the little shit

Teleport. Time travel scares me.

Mine is an albino, does that count?

Buy only 4 and you'll get 7

>Is on phone
>Sees post
>"Search Google for This Image"
>Find same picture
>"Haha, bitch please."
>chrome crashes

"Hail satan, rain satan, snow satan" etc. post

This guy. I want to be this guy when I grow up.

Very back or second from the back

I honestly thought the top comment would be "That's gay."

I wanna be that douche bag that dresses up as Psy and starts dancing every time the elevator opens

Whoa. I hope that title is right!

Wallpaper!!

Wow

Oh...
Oh shit.....

It's always so bothersome when my New Years resolution involves a sex change that I never get around to doing.

I saw four Fs and thought "but where is the fourth frog? I see only three frogs here."

I always wondered

Hawkeye and Green Arrow

This was my wallpaper for God knows how long.