That would put the Grammar Nazis out of jobs, though. You don't want that now, do you?

Is it not? It's still pretty gruesome, and we see how they died and their bodies. Exempting the exact moment their heart stops doesn't really make it any better.

Yes. Have a sit down and go over your issues calmly. Discuss possible vegetarianism.

He said it's in the tree somewhere. I think he might be right, there's a black splotch in one of the trees that could be a panda...

There is no sarcasm here. Just pure, unadulterated frustration.

I'd lost hope of understanding this post. Thanks for the explanation

Those foam clog/slipper things from a few years ago often got caught in escalators and cut up toes, apparently, so your fears are not irrational.

Bikini bottoms

Yes, yes you are.

Dude, now all rock-paper-scissors games have been tarnished. Thanks.

To state that he has nothing to say.