At least he knows he's not stealing gold in his sleep.

I just feel like if someone forgot to close the cover and someone else came down for a snack in the middle of the night...

Legit excuse

What is this "partying" you speak of?

She usually catches me and then I have to finish washing the rest.

I love how it stood up when it realized

Literally these are the words that go through my head.

This describes many things.

It would be kinda nice if you were there too... as long as you don't steal any Nutella.

The title tho

These are some perfect pickup lines

'Murica

And most of us can't lick our own elbows either

They see me rollin', they hatin'

It's a little spacefactor!

What

This is rather depressing if I do say so myself.

Challenge accepted

I am fond of that stranger.

This is very true.

zayyyumm bae. Getting all the attention I see XD. 53 comments!

I had a a long day *yawns*

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