Fixing racism 10 comments
snugglebutt
· 9 years ago
Elephants are good though, no? I'm not sure this statement qualifies as an elephant in the room kind of thing, but elephants almost always make things more fun.
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so cheesy 23 comments
snugglebutt
· 9 years ago
Exactly. You put a male and female classic single with bacon in a remote location alone with some wine and tiki torches. The magic happens on its own.
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As an astronomy enthusiast living in the city, I've always wondered 20 comments
snugglebutt
· 9 years ago
The guest is correct! My parents have a place about 3 hours away from the closest city and no lights on any roads within maybe 6 miles. It's astonishing how many stars are visible on a clear night, I dragged my friend outside in -17 degree weather to show him a few weeks ago.
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so cheesy 23 comments
I probably need to make some life changing decisions. 11 comments
snugglebutt
· 9 years ago
You'd better exist, deadpool. Figments of my imagination and book characters wouldn't be able to fly off and meet me in a book castle! And I really need our castle.
And thank you, twisted_soul, it's an homage to a book character. And amusingly relevant to this post!
And thank you, twisted_soul, it's an homage to a book character. And amusingly relevant to this post!
I probably need to make some life changing decisions. 11 comments
snugglebutt
· 9 years ago
No, you're making the right decisions! The best people are the ones that don't exist. And you. You're also the best!
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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are doing it right 24 comments
snugglebutt
· 9 years ago
Yeah, I know. I was kind of joking. I'm not really sure what all the downvotes are about, it might not have been a hilarious kind of joke but are people really that sensitive about my opinion on the length of her shorts?
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are doing it right 24 comments
snugglebutt
· 9 years ago
But where are her pants? I have shirts longer than that. Hats off to them for using the opportunity to bring their passions to the forefront though. Autism Speaks is a fantastic organization!
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always ask questions 16 comments
Unlucky bastard! 22 comments
snugglebutt
· 9 years ago
I went through that! Except they did my entire back, from my shoulders to almost my hips. They were supposed to give it 15 minutes but the nurse freaked out and sanitized my back after 5 minutes. 52 seasonal and environmental allergens!
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And a lot of skittles 6 comments
Unusual customer request 9 comments
Unusual customer request 9 comments
snugglebutt
· 10 years ago
But the aforementioned crust is a delicious treat. Shouldn't the cheating partner get less delicious things, not extra delicious?
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Unusual customer request 9 comments
snugglebutt
· 10 years ago
I will! I'd like to know from which planet this person hails, as slightly extra crispy crust is delightful. It certainly isn't the sort of thing I'd ever wish for an unfaithful partner to receive.
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Break the walls 13 comments
snugglebutt
· 10 years ago
I put mine up to keep in honey badgers. And dingoes. Those beautiful babies are all mine.
It's like a gigantic hamster 8 comments
This happens every time I babysit my nephew 12 comments
Fat joke is here 19 comments
snugglebutt
· 10 years ago
Depending on where you look I am considered overweight. Other places I'm underweight. There's no consistency, but based on my experience I'm genuinely flummoxed by the fat American stereotype.
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What Things Should Be Called 12 comments
Fun optical illusion 16 comments
Fat joke is here 19 comments
snugglebutt
· 10 years ago
I want to know where all these fat Americans are hiding. I only know maybe 3 people that I'd consider to be mockably large, 1 of which is waiting on surgery to remove a pituitary (ie brain) tumor that has caused massive weight gain in a very short period of time.
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