soccerplayer9923
Love me, and i will move mountains for you. Piss me off, and you can go fuck yourself in the asshole with a cookie!!
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Mother of the Year 6 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I am a Cancer... Is it stereotypically good?
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To all of my fellow ''Christians'' 22 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Yes. That is exactly what i said. I was talking about pre-marital sex but it works the same way for war
To all of my fellow ''Christians'' 22 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Actually, no its not. A good 80%(guesstimate) do. Its just that they fall prey to their desires and try to play it off so they don't feel guilty about themselves.
That's offensive 71 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Alright, already. Calm your shit, ns. You are presenting your ideas all wrong, just like 90% of the people commenting. This joke was poking fun at the STEREOTYPICAL feminist, the one that is annoying and wants female supremacy, not the ones who want equality. Even if this joke was at all feminists or about rape, why do you make such an enormous deal of it? Whose to say I (As a man) have been raped?! I found it funny! So jabbing at a good joke and humor isn't right. Maybe you didnt like it but why cant others?! Keep scrolling if you dont like it. Don't turn this into something it isn't
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Anyone else? 25 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Ummm. No. Déjà vu is actually just scenes from our dreams that are relatable to real life and our mind tries to make sense of it by linking the two together making them seem like we have seen "The future". An example of this would be dreaming of a black and red plaid table cloth then seeing a black and red plaid shirt, saying "Hey! I've seen this shirt somewhere before!" But, really, it was just a dream table cloth
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This must suck when you are drunk 24 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
It would, but how are you laying in bed to make you fall off? It would be much more difficult to change the sheets.
Cats sure get away with a lot 18 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Well, dogs are bigger and have more a chance to seriously maim you. I was bit by a large mastiff and have been attacked by a "Cat from hell". The cat attack merely needed some peroxide. The dog bite (just a bite and he wasn't even meaning to bite me) sent me to the medstop, and possibly the E.R. We had to put the dog down because he was becoming extremely irritable and began staying in a rage. He would get ticked off at my puppy and would growl and bark at me and my mom. He never did that and supprised us. I dont fear dogs, but they have earned a reason to flip out over attacks.
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'For the win...' 9 comments
When people chew loudly 21 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Ok, what if it isn't their fault? I was yelled at my my family for eating a bag of chips with my mouth closed but they were really crunchy and they could still hear it. Would that still warrent the face punching?
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It' ll be fun they said... 15 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I would recommend whipped cream instead. Much more appealing and you are able to eat more because it is less sweet. Thats what my GF and i do sometimes...
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Has science gone too far? 21 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Ok. Ok. After reading all the past comments, I am almost convinced this is truthful. There is just one thing i need before i am content, How? Give me a factual, solid answer as to how it was possible. Support it with other edvidence. Only then will I be convinced.
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Who else misses the bear in the big blue house ? 16 comments
Fat people 16 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Well, I am also on a strict regimin of soccer multiple times a week. That might help...
Fat people 16 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Wait. It is still a bad idea to eat a whole pizza if you have a fast metabolism? It doesn't make me get fat...
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It's even better because i'm in the deep south 15 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I called it an England store because it has all things England. Not British. It had English flags. Not the Union Jack. Plus the name was "The little England store"
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It's "feels" time 16 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 10 years ago
I'll bring a vintage gameing system to play on. Which one do y'all want?
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I can make it work 9 comments
I can make it work 9 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 10 years ago
Can someone explain this to me? I don't understand how this is a paradox.
Their reactions are so funny 8 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 10 years ago
Unless you go to New York in the 50's, that is true. But if you go in the 50's you will be trapped in a time paradox and will be forced into that for eternity.
guess where that is? 17 comments
