soccerplayer9923
Love me, and i will move mountains for you. Piss me off, and you can go fuck yourself in the asshole with a cookie!!
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I'm a human burrito rn but I'm shaking with laughter 2 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I had the same kind of problem. I chipped a ball and it nailed a dude up his nose so it started to bleed. I was already really tired and about to fall out so I accidentally knocked him on the ground and fell on him after he was bleeding profusely
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Don't Let Lexus Fool You With Their New Hoverbaord 10 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Yes. It was just magnets but that is the beauty of things like this. It inspires. Even that small feat of engineering wouldnt happen if back to the future 2 inspired it. Inspiration is the key to these things. Sure, its to spice up the company name, but things like this and the red bull extreme stunts are to inspire the younger generation like their generation was
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Oh My Science 16 comments
20 F16s flying in a "50" formation 8 comments
Picked a random one out of my gallery. I don't know what it is 20 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I had just assumed women in thongs and short skirts were sitting on the sidewalk...
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It's Not Soccer, It's Football 19 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
It's soccer. America has called it soccer for so long that every English person i have spoken to knows what i mean when i say soccer. And they dont correct dat shit. They know...
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Frustrated T-rex 4 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Wait wait wait... It was made clear that he walks with his arms, correct? Then why does he needs shoes for his feet? He needs hand-shoes
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Marvel and DC movies forecast 29 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
It seems some people have gone on a down-voting spree. Down-votes here, down-votes there, down-votes everywhere
Marvel and DC movies forecast 29 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
That's funny. For me, it's a few from DC and all from Marvel.
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Edited 9 years ago
Lisa Frank. Aaah, the memories. 23 comments
Infinite power 5 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
To the past peoples, that is the connecter to the computer. Not the power
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Just so you know 61 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
That's nice, guest. Im sure your shift at Mc Donalds, where you're "philosophical ideas" are so very appreciated, is starting soon. Have fun! Don't forget the pickles ;)
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Just so you know 61 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Im not boasting. I am stating it as a support to why i am not an idiot. If anything, i am using it as a reason to not be degraded by someone who obviously doesn't need to be on a site called FUNsubstance. Furthermore, you use a quote to support yourself. People are flawed and can be untruthful. Not a reliable source of information. Hawking is a person too.
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Just so you know 61 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Who isn't calm? I was jokingly trying to give him a good account name, wether it truly pertains to him or not. And yes, guest, I guess you call me an idiot. Though my 4.0 GPA and 148 IQ may say otherwise. Have fun spouting "philosophical ideas" at your goldfish, guest.
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Just so you know 61 comments
Just so you know 61 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
(If we all followed that quote from Shankespear)
dude, wtf is that thing called?
A rose
But it kinda looks like a floppy fish?
BITCH IT'S A FUCKING ROSE *punches dude in a face*
OK, ok. Calm your tits
THEY ARE ROSES
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dude, wtf is that thing called?
A rose
But it kinda looks like a floppy fish?
BITCH IT'S A FUCKING ROSE *punches dude in a face*
OK, ok. Calm your tits
THEY ARE ROSES
Everyone, every time, everywhere, everyday 49 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Im 6'1 but really small arms, so during a soccer game, a bitch told me to hit the gym so i trucked him on his ass. Never underestimate someone's strength by the upper body. A stronger lower body can still pack a punch
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