soccerplayer9923
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This lemon prevented my coke from falling to the bottom of the glass! 35 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Lime
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At least it's not used 14 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Tampons turn white for the winter.
Starbucks turns red for the winter.
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Starbucks turns red for the winter.
Everytime I see a little dog, I ask myself 15 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I just refer to them as yippy dogs because the constant yips annoyed me
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2015 will be an epic year for movies 46 comments
2015 will be an epic year for movies 46 comments
The weather where i live right now 31 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
This is the entire state of Georgia 24/7. Well, except in the summer. The summer makes me want to live in a pool
And three hours of mental play 13 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason i play soccer or "Europian FĂștbol"
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Woah 2 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Scan it. See how much the price of shipwrecks have risen since 1912
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Removing the one-child policy and now this, China's government is getting things done 21 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I'm not exactly sure it's still considered "rape" per say. But in the animal kingdom, the either the dominant male may have sex with whoever he wants or the non-dominant male makes a quick one with one of the girls behind the dominant's back so im sure there are multiple times where it is considered rape.
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Some of them are a bit too black and white 66 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Yep. Sounds pretty much like infamous. You can be bad and kill your grandmother, random public, sign twirlers, street musicians, protesters, cops, and your enemies.
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Edited 9 years ago
Some of them are a bit too black and white 66 comments
Removing the one-child policy and now this, China's government is getting things done 21 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
Well, a lot of the time, male rape victims are laughed at and told, "How the hell could she do that? You are 5 inches bigger than her" but in reality, there are many ways it is possible and the laughing is more painful than the actual act itself.
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You should give it a muffin 22 comments
What some men really look for in a woman 10 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I have. I was talking to my bae and said "hey! Look! I can drop a quarter through there" and dropped change through her thigh gap. It was awkward but there is an instance where it has happened
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What happened in 2015? 35 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
I personally have nothing against it. I was just referring to the general opinion that it's nothing compared to the original.
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What happened in 2015? 35 comments
You gotta 21 comments
soccerplayer9923
· 9 years ago
As someone who is tall enough to easily touch it, I still do a little jump to touch. Its just not right without it
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Walmart never ceases to amaze me 30 comments