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soccerplayer9923

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You know the feeling 10 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

The only time i get goosebumps(besides when im cold) is when i hear Aragorn's speech at the end of the two towers

Bus seats 29 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

Thats my bus conversations

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Holy shit STAAAAHP! 9 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

I shall

Forever and ever and ever 41 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

I am very sorry for you people with allergies

any volunteers? 63 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

I AM THE QUALIFICATIONS, BITCH... I'm sorry, i'll calm down now

FunSubstance History 2 65 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

I shoulda put guitar there too so i could be in two places

Internet Friends vs Real Friends? 12 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

I am the green/pink guy with my friends IRL

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Maybe they should move out of that radioactive neighborhood 23 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

*starts clapping for the actually smart guest*

Ultra superhero rotator device 16 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

Yes, yes i do

Ultra superhero rotator device 16 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

I made one of these but for the lantern colors

I wonder what they're dreaming about? 10 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

Waffles, defiantly waffles

Maybe they should move out of that radioactive neighborhood 23 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

You should buy 4 different types of tickets and 3/4 will win

The snow melted off of my cabin in a strange way 5 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

JUMP THROUGH IT

No you didn't 30 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

JUST USE CHICKENS those fuckers are EVIL

Being cute 10 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

That makes no sense at all

Had to say something 24 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

Also why was that downvoted?

Being cute 10 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

Im 14 and i always get mistaken for 15

*Tumblr post* 11 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

If Shaquille O'neal was a doctor he would be Shaquille O'heal

FunSubstance History 2 65 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

*takes high five* WOO

I'll have what she's having 8 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

The puppy on the left has the right things in mind... BREASTS

I'm so excited!!!! Are you guys? 20 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

Up until about 4 years ago my parents hid the disney movie sequels from me, i had no clue they existed and wanted to know why they didn't exist

How I eat my popcorn 6 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

I do that sometimes, more literally than others, I have a catapult that throws popcorn around me and i stick my tongue out and catch them sideways

FunSubstance History 2 65 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

I shall go get animals, we need to feed our hordes

Never saw that coming 12 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

I found one in georgia and now i have breed them and released my docile, anti-hornets to eat the bad hornets

Doing something stupid in front of people you don't know 12 comments

soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago

I know this isn't the episode but, spongebob please tell me that is your nose