Somebody you used to kno

soccerplayer9923


Love me, and i will move mountains for you. Piss me off, and you can go fuck yourself in the asshole with a cookie!!

— Somebody you used to kno Report User
Watching Scary Movie, paused it to read this 10 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Which movie?
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Blind as a bat 3 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I say that only as a joke.
Playing god 2 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I would tell them all the secret to Bush's baked beans >:)
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I'm not a guy but I still think this is important to remember 41 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
-__- i would have figured that someone with a star would realize that sarcasm doesn't normally do well on the internet.
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I'm not a guy but I still think this is important to remember 41 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
This also reminds me of the issue where girls care about guys butts.
A valuable question 17 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
U is welcome
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A valuable question 17 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I will try to find it. I thought i commented on it
Feminazi story part 1 62 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I need to read the next part!! I gots to know what happens!!!
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LOL!!! :) 22 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
The world lost a good man this week, the feels are real in this post
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Ayy lmao 12 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
He has been one of my favorite popes. WAY better than the last one
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Found a Comic 8 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
The two facts that they cared to give the dog a bum-hole and dropped the zombie's pants makes me think the ghost is going to be super disgusted in a moment
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Space bed sheets 7 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Am i going crazy or is there really a little face on the sheets?
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Strict parents raise better kids 12 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Join the club
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Strict parents raise better kids 12 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Hush tara, no one else needs to know the secrets
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No brother should have to experience this 37 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Grab a bat/gun, slam in there and scare the shit out of the fucker in your sis
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Geek gift 20 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Just to make this clear to anyone who wants the aerogel thats translucent: it supports 4000x its weight. It's mass is about .02 mg. Do the math. My science teacher broke it in her fingers
nerf nuke 14 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Thats because you are supposed to drop it on the front like a nuke
nerf nuke 14 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
My friends and i have theorized the creation of this product multiple times
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Pokemon evolution gif 5 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Absolutely beautiful
Thunder Thighs 11 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Thunder-thighs
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Oh, tumblr 38 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
This is a tad difficult to do
Strengite 27 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
Yea man, still got the originals
You are who you see 43 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
God damnit
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You are who you see 43 comments
soccerplayer9923 · 10 years ago
I saw the same thing, but my parents are still alive...
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