Taking the meaning of "stand power" to a whole new level

Oh hey it's Christopher Judge aka Dad Kratos

Everyone liked that

So that's how the platypus was made

Rock on my dude

Half asleep and dead tired on my way to school and had to rush to get to class. Was maybe 10 inches away from getting hit by a speeding train. 5 minutes after that I get bumped by a motorcycle and grazes my leg (wasn't that bad) and I still made it in time for class which with a minute to spare

I had a similar experience with my deceased grandmother during her death anniversary which just so happened to be my graduation practice as well. It was during our lunch break and a lot of people kept telling me there was a brown butterfly on my back and no matter what anyone did to shoo it away, it just wouldn't fly away and I eventually told them to leave it be. Where I'm from, we believed that the dead usually visit the living in the form of a brown butterfly and it stayed on my back for around 30 minutes until I was done eating and then left. I almost broke down in tears when I realized it was my grandma's anniversary that day and dropped by to see how much I had grown.

*after jacking off*
Me: why do I hear boss music

First part was sweet then the second made me sad

Mom: did you do it?
Daughter: yes.
M: what did it cost?
D: everything.

Doggo used tail whip

It's whappin time

That is not the hand mouth's intended use sir

Mayapolarbear!!

Someone activated their Bankai over there