I like this new format

If he could have split Catherine of Aragon, he would have done it

A politician in Spain got busted for playing Candy Crush in the middle of a parliamentary debate

Just give us 5 minutes for preparation and we'll get there faster than NASA

Isn't pal gender neutral?

I've never heard this idiom before

Me basically

How is no one talking about Ted Cruz fleeing the state to spend a week in Cancún?

A friend's mum got vaccinated, and she was told to stay in the hospital for 15 mins just in case she suffered any reactions to the vaccine. After 15 minutes, a nurse checks up on her and she just says in a robotic voice "Update complete"

It's very sweet that the team decided to remember some of their spectators

Idk anyone who's really caring about the hedge funds

Lol in Spain it properly snowed for the best time in decades, and the snow just stayed there for weeks

Scientists have agreed that carbon capture technology will be necessary to prevent climate change, but it isn't talked about or invested in

He's a better model than me

Ah yes, Spanish political history *Garbage cans set on fire* All good!

The last part of the explanation reminded me of the 5 cousins from the British royal family who were sent to a mental institution, so they couldn't be related to the Queen. Worst though, they were all announced to be dead so no one investigated what actually happened to them