Germans have some such-on-point words, it's beautiful

Sometimes I like to look down and think how it would be like to feel the air surrounding me as I jump… I'm too curious for my own good.
I just want wings…

I would be a lot less scared of spiders if they would look half as cute as this tiny potato

I can't figure out if this is bad or good…

So I'm 5 times uglier... nice

Let's see: to do the same thing I only need time, talent… and a car XD

Bubbles is like a nice wrapped gladiator and I love it! XD

But, where did you keep your weed? XD

Sadly accurate…

Shut up and take my money!!!!!

It would be nice to do that, but… it's chocolate… in front of me! The little devil version of me on my left shoulder wins this battle…

I'm filled with determination to press like when I see Undertale posts, can't help it (Undertale trash here…)

Oh God… poor unfortunate cuties

Kidnap and run!!!!!

Now I know what I must do with my old socks ~

Break my fucking heart! I'm a wreck right now…

Fluffy purple beauty

Who came up with the idea of Spongebob tampons!? And how? XD

"Me it's beautiful!"

Motivation comes in many ways…

So satisfying to watch

What if mom's a lawyer…

"HUMAN, WAKE UP OR I'LL WRECK YOUR SHIT!"