and the drunks too apparently

PUT IT BACK

who the hell gave this guy the idea that anyone should conform to his beliefs

my family doesn't talk behind my back, they say it to my face

who the fuck puts those damn things on the doors?! its bad enough that my cat would scratch at my door and cry, but this would piss me off to no end if i were trying to sleep

can't be worse than physics

yesterday i was at a family picnic and i shit you not there was a ton of those things and my boyfriend thought itd be funny to chase me around and throw them at me, and most of the ones i threw back at him didn't even pop which was frustrating because i couldnt get my revenge on the little shit that started it

Vodkaaa!

cat : "This isn't my sink"

.....And that kids is how witches obtained their cats

you been here for four hour! go home! eat mo vegetable, eat broccori! you scare my wife!

We are the nights... who say Ni!

where the hell is the buy now button?

omfg i love this xD

I have an awesome aunt who is a nun, but whenever its her birthday she still gives everybody else stuff because that's the kind of awesome person she is