Lady Sophi

sophi


"Sometimes it is the people that no one imagines anything off, who do the things that no one can imagine." - TIG
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When it's saturday night and I have no one to hang out with 6 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Me to. I can't close my eyes now.
Dining code 9 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
It's different in different contrys..
Jesus is watching you 7 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Rottweilers are just little puppies. But if you trespas or threathen their family, you're gonna have a bad time. So don't break into my house.
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Special house smell 19 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
I have been in constante pain for over 7 years.. Slowly the pain get's less and less.. And no, I'm not getting better, I just don't notice that much anymore becouse it's been there for so long..
These are American biscuits 19 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
In norway we call chips 'potetgull'. Directly transelated that means 'potato gold' in english..
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Mek baybyz 5 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
The hard hitting combo of "leave me alone" and "go away".
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I feel like a lot of youth need to realize this 5 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Yeah, that's me.
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This moments 44 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Tarzan.
USA coins 5 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
That's the way I see it.
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This needs to happen 15 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Woho! I would still be here. Sorry..
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Sorry One Direction fans 20 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Why the fuck is my coment getting dislikes?
Sorry One Direction fans 20 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
That is from a Shane Dawson video.
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Take cover!! 10 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Wow, I had no idea sunbeds could hold that much!
Only in Australia 14 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Well, I'm not trusting you, guest!
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Face swap doesn't go as expected 6 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
They just look slightly older/younger.. :O
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Oh hell no! 26 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Yes!
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You can always count on the kindness of strangers 4 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Paris <3
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Get a longer skirt! 8 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
When one of my friends sees a girl with a skirt so short you can almost see her underwear, he always says: oh look! She forgot to put on pants today! :p
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Last night 26 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Ehem.. NO, you can not get breast cancer of having your phone in your bra. As nerdsarecool1212 said; it's a myth. They have done research on it you know. Either way, I have actually asked my doctor about it too, and he said it's not true. In that case you would get prostate cancer by having it in your pocket, or uturus cancer. Or if you talk a lot on the phone you would get brain cancer. And you don't. People have said that the phone get's hot becouse of radiation, but it's not radiation, it's the battery getting hot becouse it's working hard. Any way, I have really bad CFS, so if I was to get cancer and die soon, I would not mind.
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Give the fierce look 4 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
When someone open our dishwasher while it's running, to put in another dish, we also give them that look. Like "seriously, you can't hear the buzzing sound? You can't see the glowing lights?".
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Last night 26 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
I have everything in my bra. Phone, wallet, car keys, lipstick, boobs ect.
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Last night 26 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
I once found a crab in mine after swimming while on vacation.. took of my bikini top in the bathroom and a tiny one fell out. I screamed..
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Glow sticks in the pool 8 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
This time; size matter.
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P*ssy is afraid of big black c*ck 7 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
Sorry, typo. But anyway it's much funnier the way I wrote it.
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When he hugs you 8 comments
sophi · 11 years ago
That's not a hug, that's boob touching!
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