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Safe spaces mess you up 3 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
Llama thrusts?
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Wait human, what is this? 3 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
Holy shit. I think I just uncovered a lost artifact from ancient times.
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Treat others the way you want to be treated 4 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
Can I just bash everyone equally? Like not to promote anything. Just for the sake of it? It's pretty fun
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These stories are great 10 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
I don't know what your daughter used, but most 3D printers use hard plastic, which is waterproof.
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Friends 8 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
Oh. That makes more sense. The way you worded it made me think you weren't allowed to drink for no reason other than drinking is illegal for underage people, and you parents are overprotective. Your actual reasons make more sense.
Friends 8 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
whoa whoa whoa. Hold up. You have a kid, so i assume you're and adult, but you're not allowed to drink? I can understand the drugs and smoking, but alcohol? That's just weird, and why do you listen to that. I get that they're your parents and all, but you are an adult, you can do what you want.
Another tumblr comp 14 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
*Puts on tophat*
Good morning to you my good sir. Quite the beautiful day, if I say so myself. God Save the Que-
*Distraught in British*
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Lol wut 6 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
I'm assuming (I haven't read the article) that the DNC is criticizing trump for not following through, after he said the wall was going to be built thousands of times, and had criticized other politicians for making empty problems. I might be wrong, but that is what I would assume.
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This was drawn with colored pencils 7 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
No.
What am I doing with my Life 7 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
So you don't want three jets? Cause I do
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As a counterpoint to the other FB post. 11 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
It's more like saying I like sliced apples, but I hate whole apples.
After overdosing on memes, you unlock the ultimate stage of puberty: 5 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
Awkward arm growths are the worst. Not even awkward boners are as bad
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Iguana casually drinks water 1 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
That's a weird looking dog
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How much RAM? 6 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
You could know the original cost and take a couple hundred dollars off of it
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The beast has been fed 34 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
That's why you use a garbage bag.
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Need something more sour? 6 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
Yeah! Now I can finally have a lemon party!
Two peas in a pod! 7 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
I read it as have sex with grapes that have seeds. Anyone else do that?
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How I felt about Ghostbusters 24 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
They were pretty terrible.
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Ok then! 3 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
Part of my leg bone has scene the sunlight. And then I got over 150 stitches in my leg to make sure my bone no longer sees the sun
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He did not expect that 5 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
witch mountain
He did not expect that 5 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
I think it's race to witch mountain
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He did not expect that 5 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
In the actual scene, the girls says the rocks name in the movie, and he's like how did you know my name! And she replies it's on the name tag thing thats in taxis
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Turning Steve Carell into Gru from Despicable Me 2 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
This is terrifying
Perks of being related to an avenger 6 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
Who learns about the birds and the bees at 18??
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Truth.  17 comments
sortiack · 3 years ago
Then again, should we be listening to a man who thinks the earth is flat?
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