In 1,892 loggers proudly display a 1,310-year-old SEQUOIA with 128 meters high. Its dimensions were so impressive that the loggers had a 9 meters long saw and it took 8 days to cut it. That tree was healthy and could have lived many more years, this shows we've been a plague forever. (What do you think? ))

No need to kill people, imma just use mah periodz

Girls learn early

When grandma wouldn't stop feeding you

That's because "no" should be converted to negative.
In that case you'll get 0 = 0

You could have used a more specific title...