Wtf with texas and goats man

"Like omg i freaking LOVE ducks!!!" *castle squeals*

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And Bret Von Dhel split his face open to the bone on stage and finished the show bleeding all over the stage and fans before being rushed to the emergency room

That e looks terrified

...And now the weather.

CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER

Or if the kid is a cashier and is ringing up a mighty fine lookin customer he can slowly scan his tattoo while winking at them.

I think its a gate m8

*backup singer voice* thats life

Can sucess kitty please be a thing?

This made me yawn

Bitch who you tryina fool u know school lunches aren't THAT good

This is acually a good idea to test your police fitness standards

But if you're both husbands who goes downstairs to die?

But...I have the sides of my head shaved... FUCK YAAAS