And now, the weather.

Who's the white guy with him?

They want you to treat them like a car, but not like a car when it's inconvenient for them because they're saints for exercising in public.

I burst out laughing because that last line just caught me so off gaurd

Me, when a hot girl tries to talk to me and I end up extinguishing her interest in an instant.

And now, the weather.

Laying down flat with no pain
Going braless with no pain
No sagging
Sports such as archery are easier
Less harassment (not that that should be a factor but it is)
No long term spine damage

No need for 23 and me, 23 IS me

No need for 23 amd me, 23 IS me

And really intense sock tan lines

Eeeek that looks precarious, what if they hit turbulence?

This isn't even his final form yet

Idk why this girl reminds ne of those old-timey paintings of the virgin arry holding up baby Jesus

This warmed my tiny black heart

Can we talk about how fred is naked?

Maybe they're counting non-human animal buttholes too?

Not safe from your grandma

Every day we stray further and further from god.

I ain't mad

The longer you read them the less weird they seem

This is untrue. It's not caused by the setting sun, infact it's not even a real waterfall. As a publicity stunt the Yosemite National Park staff used to light a fire at the top of the mountain and then send a man up to slowly rake the glowing coals over the edge at sunset. The view, and resulting images (seen above) were beautiful. The park kept it going for a long time but eventually decided to stop because it was damaging the cliff face. I live right by the park, and I've been there countless times and seen the park's own documentary comomerating the "fire falls" of years past.