Just to make sure the movie industry doesn't get too cocky and bs the little things.

Some med just can't grow beards. It happens, but it's rare.

You made me smile through my black lipstick... what? I'm smiling! I swear I am! .......... Fine, you caught me... I was lying, I don't smile.

And still, nobody's leaked the embarrassing photo of spongebob at the Christmas party. These people who leak things need to be more in touch with the jucy stuff their audiences really want.

Kinda makes me think of blood...

Snorted marajuana and died instantly =_=

Or trying to out on lipstick and cutting your face off bu accident.

Wouldn't that cause some sort of internal damage? Or is this not for real and I'm just missing the joke?

This is so accurate Holly shit the tall friend even looks like me....
Be thankful for your tall friends, ok? We guard you against the elements more often than you know.

I y'all gonna j-walk in front of my car you better funkin j-run

Now I can't imagine it with the actual spell...

Welcome to the dark side of technology addiction. At least there's wifi in hell as satan's reward for you. Trust me, I know things like this.

The only reason why I ever wanted to grow up was because I wanted somebody to take me seriously every once in a while, instead of every grown up simply trying to get rid of me for as long as possible. I wanted to be in charge if myself and hated being told what to do.